Best read just before bedtime.
It’s… it’s updated, it’s altered, it’s, it’s also highly fractured & stir fried for more!
Remember the Twilight Zone & the Kanamits, the episode titled
To Serve Man… it was a long time ago.
These days we have CERN & the Large Hadron Collider and now the Higgs Boson as well… a particle thought to give matter mass. This is so far beyond the Twilight Zone… I wonder, could the
Large Hadron Collider actually be one big tenderizer from the Kanamits back for more?
Welcome to Story Time.
Years ago, the Twilight Zone, ‘To Serve Man’, a great little show, here’s the story line…
Flying saucers began appearing on Earth, lots of them, everywhere! Inside were alien beings called Kanamits, 9 foot tall creatures, big heads & mechanical sounding voices to converse with man. One Alien Kanamit Ambassador addressed the UN & offered friendship, asserting their intentions were to help solve earth’s global problems, hunger and energy shortages. In return they asked for… well, watch the video, it’s short 1min/22seconds long, but I can say…
Before leaving, the alien ambassador accidentally left a book in the UN chambers. Military specialists snatched it & immediately went to work attempting to decode it.
Meanwhile, the Kanamits convinced the planet’s leaders to demilitarize & simultaneously began ferrying interested humans to their home planet in spaceships to see what a wonderful place they live in… yum, ya right! Unfortunately, no human could be found that ever returned to tell the real story of what was going on up in Kanamit-Ville.
Panning forward… as the miltary scientists were deciphering the book, one scientist decided to travel to the alien planet to see first-hand what it was like. As he was boarding the space ship for departure in New York, his assistant had found part of the book deciphered & realized all was not well! She rushed to the airport to stop him, but on her arrival she was stopped by one of the Kanamits at the gate & while struggling to free herself from the being’s grasp, she screamed to the scientist… “The book, it’s called To Serve Man… it’s, it’s a cookbook!”
It made for great television back in the 1960′s, and a nice little excerpt 29 years later in the movie The Naked Gun 2 1/2.
Anyways… this Large Hadron Collider, what is this thing?
Maybe the collider is about to become our galaxy’s largest ever known tenderizer & the
Higgs Bosun particles are about to give human matter added mass, up there in Kanamit-Ville, after being shrink wrapped here, then shipped out to the Kanamits out there, for their dining pleasure… a zap of the collider, a bit of flambe, hey… just another one them fancy alien restaurants?
Guess who’s coming for dinner! Food for thought. Have you hugged an Alien yet today?
Have a good night & that’s it for Story Time.