The year is 2014, it’s not here yet,
changes are being made, but wouldn’t
you rather know where’s Montezuma’s Gold?
Welcome to my Story Time!
The scene opens hi atop a Mexican jungle, a large flat open deck, nicely tiled, potted palm trees, terraced gardens, tables, couches & an open styled verandah, curtains gently flowing in the wind, a large pool, birds chirping & in the distance the jungle below. It’s actually high atop an Aztec pyramid & the focus is on 2 kids playing marbles.
Their mother calls out… `dinner time’ and the camera zooms in on the 2 fetching up their marble bags & even further to one of the marbles, right in, like Google Maps zooms in & we realize that marble is planet Earth.
The camera zooms back out, a few marbles are flipped into a string tied marble pouch, the kids dad is there too, Que… Quetzalcoatl, the Aztec Sun God & business man who happens to own our sun, actually, he owns several, which is an array of nuclear reactors, that to us, appears like our Sun, designed to warm, lighten & nourish the planets in the galaxies he owns… Earth being one!
The camera pans left, it’s now the early 1500′s, in Mesoamerica, a place we now know as Mexico. Montezuma II enters the scene… we’ll call him Monty, a rather clever architect, handpicked by the Aztec Sun God himself, Que chose Monty for his special talents & appointed him as leader of the Aztec Triple Alliance, Emperor of the Aztec Empire, with conditions… Monty agreed & began accepting the largest ever known stash of gold stolen from galaxies from far, far away! Transports came weekly, from the skies above and with them came teachings of mathematics & great learning’s. The Aztecs called it Gifts from the God of the Sun and Que’s gold was stashed well, well, most of it. Monty amassed a huge fortune for himself, designed & built himself an Empire, saved an occasional pyramid or two for personal entertaining and sacrifices & all seemed to be running rather well.
Meanwhile, a ways back, a thousand years before, when Que was a child, Que’s grandmother, once Empress of all known empires amongst the galaxies & notable clairvoyant, prophesied Que’s return to Earth in 2012! She also prophesied the Aztec Sun God may return himself to Mesoamerica in 1519, but he never did.
Camera right… come the Spring of 1519, Monty thought the Sun God himself was making his return. Since he never actually met Que before, he sent out greeting parties to openly greet the white skinned, white haired people, arriving on the Gulf Coast in their ships, in fact, he arranged gifts of gold for them as well. That was not good! Instead of it being the Aztec Sun God Quetzalcoatl, it was actually Hernándo Cortés, along with six hundred of his henchmen Conquistadors, supposedly in the name of Christianity, on behalf of the Holy Roman Church, the other half… with deadly greed! They were looking for gold and they found it, well, some of it! Monty did a good job of hiding the mother load but come June, 1520, his job came to an end as hostilities broke out, culminating in the massacre in the Main Temple and his own death, Montezuma II was dead & that was that!
Que’s grandmother a thousand years before prophesied Que would return to earth in 2012, so the Aztec’s decided it best to end their Calendar there. Some say come Dec 2012, there’s going to be a bit of a scrap! Que’s mother load of gold was reportedly never found, instead it may have been moved by its caretakers, so that the Conquistadors could not get their hands on it. There’s no doubt the Conquistadors made themselves wealthy & many a story has been written, yet to this day, the mother load has yet to be found.
Camera farther right… time line now, 2011. Que has been caught up warring with other galaxies & has a little problem with a warlord from a neighboring galaxy who wants the Sun reactor that warms our earth, plus he heard Que may have the largest ever known stash of gold found in the galaxies & may be returning for it. Loving a good scrap, the warlord decides he’s coming for it & on the screen, in the background, are thousands of armed battleships waiting in orbit for battle as 2012 fast approaches. It looks to be a bit more than your usual intergalactic sausage sizzle so Que & Daddy Warlord decide to get together & have a little chat.
Camera left… zooming in on a calender, it’s now 2014… WE’RE SAVED, well, it’s 2014,
so much for that 2012 Aztec calender story, we’re still here, or so it seems. The kids have Earth securely back in their marble bag, it’s time for dinner & Que has a friend joining them for dinner who just asked…
`So whatever happened to Montezuma’s Gold?’
`Oh, the Gold… that story about Montezuma’s Gold worked well, didn’t it! I’ve been here since 2011, Monty stashed it well, I pulled it out, cut a deal with a neighboring warlord… he likes being called Mr. War Lord these days & I allowed him to take out all those on earth who like to scrap and create disasters, he took them out back, roughed them up a bit, then sent them off to a distant outpost to mine commodities for his distant galaxies. I’m sticking with the story how they call me the Aztec Sun God, it’s sort of a fancy name and since I can… I’ve weaned out this planets misfits, cloned Earth, gave the real one to the kids to play with, it’s actually one of their favorite marbles and now as you can see… I’m kicking back atop one of Monty’s pyramids. I have a new wife, a couple of kids, working on my tan, this place is once again in pretty good shape, at least for a while and hey… the weather’s calmed down, palm trees back swaying, snow storms stopped, pollution disappearing, ozone holes closed, oil prices dropped drastically, food prices slashed, organics abound, air travel costs halved, earthquakes stopped, the oceans cleaned up, political rest on all fronts, taxes reduced significantly & free medical for all! Oh, I decided to remove all of the nuclear reactors here… just too costly, disaster after disaster & far too many just Unclear about Nuclear, so I provided them with a new energy source for the globe and did I tell you how I sucked up all that space junk up out there & cut a deal with Branson?’
`Ya, I saw that coming in, it was clear sailing all the way in this time! Well done… and the Gold?’
`Aw, that’s best left to the imagination! I’ve re-stashed it, so let’s leave it as the story of Montezuma Revenge and move on. Oh, by the way, I’m having a few thousand tons of it loaded onto your craft for your wife’s birthday present… are you all good with that? I don’t want you thinking I’m still hitting on her or anything… I’m a married man again these days & hey, we’re going on a little holiday next week and looking at a new galaxy at the same time, why don’t you tag along? On the way out, we’re having lunch with Branson in one of his new space stations, thought we’d hang out & smile a while at some of his scheduled Virgins flying by! Care to join us?’
Here’s to 2014, Que & the Gang, Monty’s Gold & positive change ahead on the way before us all!
You didn’t really believe 2012 was the end for us all, did you?